Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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