An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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