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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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