OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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I am Skaldak!

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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Obama is a good president.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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