- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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