- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Doorbell salesman.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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