One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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