yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Don't think of granny porn

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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