a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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