Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Is this a chair?

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Did you know?

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Frown is a four letter word.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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