Left. That one direction...

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

whats funny? ebola and 911

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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