They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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