How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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i love antijokes

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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monkey sponge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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