Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Amputations.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Pickles

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

World Peace

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

42.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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