- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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