Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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