SC Johnson a Family Company

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Tennesse

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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