There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Obama-Care

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Once upon a time.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Will you marry me?

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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