- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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