What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

OGC - tilt your head

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

This is my joke. funny

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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