There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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penis

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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This is my joke. funny

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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