What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Penis!

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

who smells? •Liam

Tennesse

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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