What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Left. That one direction...

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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*you're

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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