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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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