- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

A British man walks into a dental office.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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