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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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666

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What is worse

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Asians

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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