Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Tennesse

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Don't think of granny porn

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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