Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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OGC - tilt your head

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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The WNBA.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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the guy below me is gay

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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