- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

SC Johnson a Family Company

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Your mom

who smells? •Liam

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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