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OGC - tilt your head

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

This is my joke. funny

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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