- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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