Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What's up? The sky.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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