What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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