Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

women leaving the kitchen

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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