What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Your mom goes to college

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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YOU IS DUM

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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