Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Susie has Autism

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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