your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Obama-Care

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

a man walked out of church and said F***!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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