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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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