- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Knock Knock It's Open!

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Knock, knock. Come in!

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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