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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Amputations.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Chaney is a dumb b****

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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