whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

I cant think of one (._. )

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Tennesse

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Women's rights.

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