why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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What is a question?

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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