Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Flab

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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maddie latino

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Woman's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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