A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Will gropes Ebola victims

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Obama-Care

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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