What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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monkey sponge

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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YOU IS DUM

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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the your face joke

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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