chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Hello

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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i love antijokes

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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