Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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