Will you marry me?

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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YOU IS DUM

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Lil' Wayne

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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the your face joke

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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