- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

YOU IS DUM

Lil' Wayne

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

the your face joke

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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