- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

the your face joke

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Knock knock (No one is home)

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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