How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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