Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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weiner? balls

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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i love antijokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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