Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Whats9+10 19

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Amputations.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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