- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Hellen Keller

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

How do u shit With ur ass

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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