So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What is worse

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Lebron Traveled

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

OGC - tilt your head

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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