How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Black Veil Brides.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Haha pizza

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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