is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Did you know?

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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im a selling a car

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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