- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Hellen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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