Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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