- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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suck my dick.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Hellen Keller

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

A British man walks into a dental office.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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