Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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who smells? •Liam

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Kah-________-

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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