Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Penis!

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

I cant think of one (._. )

Justin Bieber

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

SC Johnson a Family Company

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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