Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Lebron Traveled

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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