- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

im a selling a car

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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