i love antijokes

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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The horse said "nay."

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Lebron Traveled

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Once upon a time.

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c+t+c?

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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The WNBA.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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