Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Turn around.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

penis

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops