yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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*you're

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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