How do u shit With ur ass

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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