- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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