- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

women leaving the kitchen

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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