Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Penis!

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Left. That one direction...

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Du bist mein Kampf

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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