A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Turn around.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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