Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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