If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Obama-Care

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What is worse

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Sex. That is all.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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