- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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