Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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:-)book

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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who smells? •Liam

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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