- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

c+t+c?

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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