Homework.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Hello

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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