- Anti Joke

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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My mom.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

whats pale and white your ass.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them