- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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