guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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the your face joke

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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