Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Obama-Care

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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