Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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