- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

How do u shit With ur ass

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