What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

whos gay? you are

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

the guy below me is gay

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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