Amputations.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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