- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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