minced oaths

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Where's my tractor?

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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guess what chicken butt

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Compton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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