What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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