How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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