Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Amputations.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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