What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Woman's Rights.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

whos gay? you are

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do magnets work?

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Poop

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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