There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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123 Main street

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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666

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What is worse

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Asians

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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