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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

weiner? balls

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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