women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Don't think of granny porn

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Steve Jobs.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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