knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Hello

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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penis

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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