Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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the your face joke

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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