- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

Left. That one direction...

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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