Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Hellen Keller

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Steve Jobs.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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