- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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