- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

S.O.P.A

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

666

Women's rights.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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