ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Tennesse

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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