A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

whats pale and white your ass.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

My mom.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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