Poopsack Jones

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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8=D

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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