Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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