- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

A man farted. Another man walked away.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Roses are red Violets are penis

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

How much is an abortion? A life

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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