Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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8=D

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What's up? The sky.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Frown is a four letter word.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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