Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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