- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

in the begining... god made some stuff

What abou three times

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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