Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Kah-________-

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Anti Joke

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