How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

whats young and never moved? still born baby

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Lebron Traveled

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

OGC - tilt your head

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

This is my joke. funny

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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