A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Rock mattress.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Lebron Traveled

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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ha.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Hello

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