- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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