Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Star Wars

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Enchilada

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Barack Obama

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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