Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Steve Jobs.

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A seal walks into a club.

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