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im a selling a car

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Enchilada

To mamas so fat shes fat

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Barack Obama

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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