- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Amputations.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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