Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

What is brown and sticky?

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

like for a handjob.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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