- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u shit With ur ass

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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