- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Turn around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Did you know?

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

poop

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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