What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Rock mattress.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What flys? A fly

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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