Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Turn around.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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