- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Homework.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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