So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Anne Frank.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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