Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Wolf Pussy

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Anti Joke

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