I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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the your face joke

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Wolf Pussy

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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