Susie has Autism

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What is worse than hell?

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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imadewords

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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