Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Where's my tractor?

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Compton

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guess what chicken butt

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Rebecca Black

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Tennesse

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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"Up to 50% off."

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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