- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Lebron Traveled

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

monkey sponge

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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