Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

weiner? balls

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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