What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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