What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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