Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What sucks?

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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