Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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women leaving the kitchen

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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