What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What is a question?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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