what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Turtles

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What is a dog? Bark

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Knock knock. Come in.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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read this

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Anti Joke

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