knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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guess what chicken butt

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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That's Racist

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Compton

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Tennesse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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MICHAEL

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Rebecca Black

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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