- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Susie has Autism

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Turn around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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