In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Paul Dylan King!

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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