Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Tennesse

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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