If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Did you know?

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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