why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Lil' Wayne

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Wolf Pussy

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Anti Joke

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