So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

penis

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What is worse

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Sex. That is all.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

OGC - tilt your head

Lebron Traveled

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

This is my joke. funny

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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