What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Don't think of granny porn

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Steve Jobs.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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