How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Wolf Pussy

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Anti Joke

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