What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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