- Anti Joke

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

K

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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