What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Microsoft Windows

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What is brown and sticky?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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