- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

A day without sunshine is like night.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

What abou three times

in the begining... god made some stuff

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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