What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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ps3

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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