- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

OBAMA

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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