- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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