What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

I cant think of one (._. )

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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