- Anti Joke

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Frown is a four letter word.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.