- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Once upon a time.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

The WNBA.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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