What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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imadewords

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Sex. That is all.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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It says so on your cap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A jew went to Germany.

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