knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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