Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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ballsack

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Anti Joke

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