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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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