- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

Why did the bunny eat his food

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

in the begining... god made some stuff

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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