-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Your mom goes to college

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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YOU IS DUM

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Wolf Pussy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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