Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Lil' Wayne

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What abou three times

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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