Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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