- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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