As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

An iguana walks out of a bar

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Obama-Care

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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