What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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