I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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MICHAEL

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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who smells? •Liam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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