- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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