Baseball

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

World Peace

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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