What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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