I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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minced oaths

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Whats9+10 19

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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