A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Kah-________-

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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planking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Susie has Autism

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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