Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

What's up? The sky.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

whos gay? you are

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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