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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Tennesse

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

women leaving the kitchen

Rebecca Black

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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MICHAEL

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

"Up to 50% off."

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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