Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Susie has Autism

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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