What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Whats9+10 19

Amputations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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