What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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