What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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