Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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