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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What is worse than hell?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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