What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What is worse than hell?

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maddie latino

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Canida

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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