"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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