- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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