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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

in the begining... god made some stuff

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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