AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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666

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Sex. That is all.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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