women leaving the kitchen

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Rebecca Black

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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