Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What is brown and sticky?

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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