Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Hello

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Anti Joke

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