- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

My mom just died....

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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