- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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