whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Rock mattress.

T-Dog scare me

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

antijokes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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