Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Hello

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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666

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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