- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Is this a chair?

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

666

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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