- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Paul Dylan King!

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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