- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Once upon a time.

OBAMA

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

It says so on your cap.

c+t+c?

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

YOU IS DUM

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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