silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Lebron Traveled

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

OGC - tilt your head

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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