- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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