why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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who smells? •Liam

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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The Economy

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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