What's up? The sky.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

c+t+c?

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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