Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

roses are red, violets are violet

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

The Charlotte bobcats.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

cms.......?????

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Amputations.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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