What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Roses are red Violets are penis

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

yo momma is so tall shes tall

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Will you marry me?

Your mom goes to college

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

YOU IS DUM

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

the your face joke

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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