A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Looks through the peephole.

Left. That one direction...

Penis!

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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