Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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