- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Looks through the peephole.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Chuck Norris died.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Nathan Gooderson.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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