Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What is brown and sticky?

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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