- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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