- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

suck my dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Hellen Keller

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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