- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Q: What's the point? A: .

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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guess what chicken butt

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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