Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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A black man walks into a book store.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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W.N.B.A.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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obama

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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