Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Penis!

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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