- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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