. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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