- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

123 Main street

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

weiner? balls

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Asians

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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