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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

i love antijokes

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

The horse said "nay."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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