- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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