How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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