Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Womens' rights.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What is brown and sticky?

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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