What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Tennesse

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Women"s Rights

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Poopsack Jones

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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