Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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i love antijokes

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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