Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Baseball

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Womens rights.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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