Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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An asian walks out of math class

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Your Mom

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Penis

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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