Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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obama is a good president

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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