why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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women leaving the kitchen

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Anti Joke

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