There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Women's Rights

weiner? balls

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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