What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Amputations.

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Whats9+10 19

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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