. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Paul Dylan King!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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