- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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