What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

women leaving the kitchen

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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