How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Compton

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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