A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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