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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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