What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Homework.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Anti jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Obama-Care

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Sex. That is all.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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