- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Steve Jobs.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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