- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

To mamas so fat shes fat

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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