- Anti Joke

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Knock, knock. Come in!

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.