why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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k

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c+t+c?

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monkey sponge

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Your mom goes to college

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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the your face joke

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