What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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