Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Looks through the peephole.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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