what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Susie has Autism

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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whats really hot the sun

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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