Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Sex. That is all.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Your Mom

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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