what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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whats pale and white your ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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