What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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