- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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