whats pale and white your ass.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Susie has Autism

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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