Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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BWAT

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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suck my dick.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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women's lacrosse.

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