Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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OGC - tilt your head

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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imadewords

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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the guy below me is gay

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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YOU IS DUM

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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