What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

World Peace

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

How do u shit With ur ass

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Penis!

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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