roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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