knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Did you know?

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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robin, get in the car.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Anti Joke

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