There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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