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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What is brown and sticky?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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