Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Tennesse

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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