What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

roses are red, violets are violet

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Amputations.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

How do u shit With ur ass

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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