- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

minced oaths

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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