- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Roses are red Violets are penis

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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