Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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