- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Obama-Care

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

penis

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What is worse

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Sex. That is all.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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