Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What is a question?

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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