- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

A woman leaves the kitchen.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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