A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

whats pale and white your ass.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

My mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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