- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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