Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

who smells? •Liam

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

whats pale and white your ass.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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