Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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