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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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