So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Kah-________-

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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