How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What is a question?

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Hellen Keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What sucks?

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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