Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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