A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Asians

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What is worse

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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imadewords

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Sex. That is all.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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c+t+c?

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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