What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

weiner? balls

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

123 Main street

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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