AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Will gropes Ebola victims

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What's up? The sky.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What is worse

whos gay? you are

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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