Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Microsoft Windows

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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