- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

whats pale and white your ass.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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