Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Hitler was Jewish.

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I am really good at math debating

What is next?

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

My mom.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

So dont touch it

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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