Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Wolf Pussy

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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