A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Womens rights

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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