Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

whos gay? you are

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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