A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Steve Jobs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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im a selling a car

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Did you know?

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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