What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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