D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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My mom.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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