What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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potato farming

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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women's rights

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Flab

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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maddie latino

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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