A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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poop

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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potato farming

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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