They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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