Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What is worse

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Your mom goes to college

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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YOU IS DUM

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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