- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What is worse

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Once upon a time.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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