- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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