A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Whats9+10 19

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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World Peace

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Left. That one direction...

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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