- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

whats pale and white your ass.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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