whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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What's up? The sky.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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whos gay? you are

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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