This is my joke. funny

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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