Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Did you know?

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poop

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Hello

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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