- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

the your face joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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