- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Once upon a time.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

c+t+c?

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

It says so on your cap.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

YOU IS DUM

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Anti Joke

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