So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Sex. That is all.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

john liked the paper........ so he took it

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Once upon a time.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Will you marry me?

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