Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Kah-________-

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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