Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Asians

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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OBAMA

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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c+t+c?

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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