What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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