A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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This is my joke. funny

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Anti Joke

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