- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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