How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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YOU IS DUM

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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