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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

The 19th Amendment

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What is worse than hell?

Woman's Rights.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

whos gay? you are

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do magnets work?

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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