Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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