What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Wolf Pussy

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Women's rights.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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