Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What's up? The sky.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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who smells? •Liam

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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