blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What is worse than hell?

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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i love antijokes

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Women's rights.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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