Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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whats pale and white your ass.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Compton

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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