A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Wolf Pussy

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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