I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Rebecca Black

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Tennesse

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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MICHAEL

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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"Up to 50% off."

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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