Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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