Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Penis!

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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A seal walks into a club.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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