What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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whats really hot the sun

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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