My friends are like trampolines I have none

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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