Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Rock mattress.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Asians

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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OBAMA

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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