What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Kah-________-

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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