What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What's up? The sky.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Frown is a four letter word.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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