Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

who smells? •Liam

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Knock Knock It's Open!

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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