Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

whos gay? you are

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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