Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Banana(s)

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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