- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

A man farted. Another man walked away.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Sex. That is all.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What is worse

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Lebron Traveled

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

It says so on your cap.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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