- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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