What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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The Economy

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Hello

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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