Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Penis in a box.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

guess what? chicken butt.

Tennesse

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Women"s Rights

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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