Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Anti Joke

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