Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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