The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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