- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

World Peace

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How do u shit With ur ass

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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