It says so on your cap.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Lil' Wayne

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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the your face joke

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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