What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Anti jokes.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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