What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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The 19th Amendment

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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maddie latino

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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