Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Left. That one direction...

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Did you know?

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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