- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

The horse said "nay."

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Men's rights.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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