what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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