Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Men's rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Lil' Wayne

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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