If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What is worse

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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How do magnets work?

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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