what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Microsoft Windows

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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