Roses are red Violets are penis

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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the your face joke

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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