- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

The horse said "nay."

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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