Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Left. That one direction...

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Anti Joke

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