Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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My Girlfriend

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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"Up to 50% off."

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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