how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Hello

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Asians

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What is worse

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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