- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Asians

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

This is my joke. funny

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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