- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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