- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Whats 9 + 10? 19

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What sucks?

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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