Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

womens rights

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Left. That one direction...

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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