What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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the your face joke

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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