Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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c+t+c?

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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monkey sponge

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Your mom goes to college

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Anti Joke

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