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women's rights

potato farming

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Flab

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

maddie latino

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Sex. That is all.

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