Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Looks through the peephole.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Chuck Norris died.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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