what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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OGC - tilt your head

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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This is my joke. funny

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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the your face joke

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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