Lil' Wayne

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Wolf Pussy

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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