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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

This is my joke. funny

the guy below me is gay

Roses are red Violets are penis

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

It says so on your cap.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Wolf Pussy

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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