- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

women's rights

To mamas so fat shes fat

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