How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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i love antijokes

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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