Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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minced oaths

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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