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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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