- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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