is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Is this a chair?

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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maddie latino

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Anti Joke

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