A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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guess what chicken butt

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Video Games

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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who smells? •Liam

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Anti Joke

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