Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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memes

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Compton

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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*you're

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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