Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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robin, get in the car.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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