How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Lil' Wayne

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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