What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

Women's rights.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

potatoes

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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