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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

whos gay? you are

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

penis

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

OGC - tilt your head

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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