Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What flys? A fly

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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