What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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