What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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:-)book

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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