Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Womens' rights.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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like for a handjob.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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