why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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whats pale and white your ass.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Susie has Autism

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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