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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Homework.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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