Poop

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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whos gay? you are

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Flab

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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123 Main street

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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i love antijokes

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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