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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Jake Bowar

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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