Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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S.O.P.A

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Hello

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weiner? balls

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What is worse than hell?

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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