What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Vagina-Boob

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Video Games

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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