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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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What sucks?

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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