- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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