why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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The Economy

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What's up? The sky.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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21

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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brett is a dick

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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