How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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8===========D O:

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Wolf Pussy

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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