- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Steve Jobs.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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