The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Left. That one direction...

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Your mom

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Tennesse

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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