Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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