Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Steve Jobs.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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