- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

guess what chicken butt

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

whats pale and white your ass.

women leaving the kitchen

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