dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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c+t+c?

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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