- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

whats pale and white your ass.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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