What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Paul Dylan King!

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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