Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Du bist mein Kampf

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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