How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What is brown and sticky?

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

minced oaths

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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