- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

Why did the bunny eat his food

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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