What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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knock knock your gay

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Anti Joke

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