Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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I cant think of one (._. )

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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