what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Du bist mein Kampf

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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