- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rock mattress.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What is worse than hell?

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

The horse said "nay."

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Sex. That is all.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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