why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Paul Dylan King!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

suck my dick.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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