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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Hello

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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