- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Susie has Autism

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Knock Knock It's Open!

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

S.O.P.A

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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