What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

An iguana walks out of a bar

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

i love antijokes

Asians

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Woman's Rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Sex. That is all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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