Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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YOU IS DUM

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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