An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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roses are red, violets are violet

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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