A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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This is my joke. funny

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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