What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Susie has Autism

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Woman's Rights.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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