What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Don't think of granny porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Where's my tractor?

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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whats pale and white your ass.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Compton

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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