Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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knock knock go away ok

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

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