if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Susie has Autism

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