Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

whos gay? you are

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

penis

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

OGC - tilt your head

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

How much is an abortion? A life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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