How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Amputations.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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