A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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BWAT

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Anti Joke

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