what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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