Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Amputations.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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