- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

whats pale and white your ass.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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