Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Will gropes Ebola victims

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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