- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Du bist mein Kampf

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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