A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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