What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Looks through the peephole.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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