how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Susie has Autism

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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