- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What's up? The sky.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

whos gay? you are

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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