what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

A fat boy walked into a party

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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