- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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