Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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suck my dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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ps3

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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