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Womens rights

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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