What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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robin, get in the car.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Homework.

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S.O.P.A

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potato farming

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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