whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

weiner? balls

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Asians

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Anti Joke

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