A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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c+t+c?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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