what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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My mom just died....

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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