What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Star Wars

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Knock Knock It's Open!

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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