AVI IS A FAG

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Knock Knock No one answers....

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

whats pale and white your ass.

What is next?

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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