Wolf Pussy

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Womens' rights.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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