- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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