What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

whos gay? you are

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What is worse

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

OGC - tilt your head

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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