- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

How do u shit With ur ass

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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women leaving the kitchen

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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