What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Lil' Wayne

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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the your face joke

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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