What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Will you marry me?

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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