- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

SC Johnson a Family Company

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Tennesse

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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