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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

To mamas so fat shes fat

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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