See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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