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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Susie has Autism

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

planking.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

poop

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Star Wars

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

potato farming

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