Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What is brown and sticky?

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