Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

An iguana walks out of a bar

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

whos gay? you are

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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