Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

My mom.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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