what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Whats9+10 19

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

ps3

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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