If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

SC Johnson a Family Company

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Susie has Autism

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

whats really hot the sun

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Knock Knock It's Open!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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