Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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BWAT

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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