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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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