- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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