what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Tennesse

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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