- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

whats pale and white your ass.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Kah-________-

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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