Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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