- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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