How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

whats pale and white your ass.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

My mom.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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