What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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whos gay? you are

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Once upon a time.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Will you marry me?

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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