- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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