Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Homework.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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weiner? balls

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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