What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Turn around.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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