- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

whos gay? you are

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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