- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Once upon a time.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Roses are red Violets are penis

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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