Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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BWAT

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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