Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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