What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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