- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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