Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What is brown and sticky?

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Microsoft Windows

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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World Peace

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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