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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

The Charlotte bobcats.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

womens rights

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