A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Susie has Autism

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Did you know?

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poop

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Anti Joke

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