Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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