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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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