What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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