If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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