Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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