- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Sex. That is all.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

OGC - tilt your head

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

c+t+c?

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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