You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Amputations.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

How do u shit With ur ass

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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