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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

whos gay? you are

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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This is my joke. funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

the guy below me is gay

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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