How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Will you marry me?

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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