What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Penis!

Left. That one direction...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Du bist mein Kampf

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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