Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Did you know?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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