What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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BWAT

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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