Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Did you know?

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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