Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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Womens rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Obama is a good president.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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