- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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