An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

Womens rights.

:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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