What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Obama is a good president.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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