When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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wow garlic, yum

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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