Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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Junior's love life.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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