Dancing Potatoe!

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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jack shine has boobs

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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