why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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