women leaving the kitchen

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Hitler was Jewish.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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