- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Steve Jobs.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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