Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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