A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Banana(s)

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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