- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Hellen Keller

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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