Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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