How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Asians

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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It says so on your cap.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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