Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Asians

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Once upon a time.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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