What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Hello

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Sarah Palin is President

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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