- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

A fat boy walked into a party

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

How do u shit With ur ass

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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