Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Banana(s)

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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