Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Kah-________-

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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women's rights

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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