- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

NEVER

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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