Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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ps3

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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:-)book

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