Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Anti Joke

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