Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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