Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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whos gay? you are

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brett is a dick

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Penis

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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