How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

guess what chicken butt

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Don't think of granny porn

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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