what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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maddie latino

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How do magnets work?

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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