- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

SC Johnson a Family Company

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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