Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Hellen Keller

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Anti Joke

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