- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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