Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Homework.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Hello

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Obama-Care

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