Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Sarah Palin is President

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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223

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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