Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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This is my joke. funny

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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8===========D O:

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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