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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

My friends are like trampolines I have none

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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