What is worse

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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OGC - tilt your head

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Asians

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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It says so on your cap.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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