- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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