Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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women leaving the kitchen

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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robin, get in the car.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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