Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Asians

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Once upon a time.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Will you marry me?

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Small titties.

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8===========D O:

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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