A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Anti jokes.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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8=D

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robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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