Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Susie has Autism

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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The 19th Amendment

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Is this a chair?

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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