- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Knock, knock. Come in!

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

S.O.P.A

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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