Steve Jobs.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Hellen Keller

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Poopsack Jones

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Women"s Rights

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