A fat boy walked into a party

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Poopsack Jones

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Tennesse

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Women"s Rights

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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MICHAEL

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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