How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Your mother

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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:-)book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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