What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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