- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Tim's gay.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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