Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

My mom.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Did you know?

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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