One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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women leaving the kitchen

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Did you know?

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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