How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Nah

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Paul Dylan King!

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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