Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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