- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Asians

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Sex. That is all.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

This is my joke. funny

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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