What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

OGC - tilt your head

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

the guy below me is gay

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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