Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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