women's rights

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Homework.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Hello

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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