- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

World Peace

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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