"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What's up? The sky.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

whos gay? you are

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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