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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

My friends are like trampolines I have none

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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