What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Paul Dylan King!

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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i hate you.

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Womens rights

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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