- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Knock Knock It's Open!

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

S.O.P.A

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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