So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

what time is it rape time

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Anne Frank.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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