Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Woman's Rights.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

maddie latino

whos gay? you are

What is worse than hell?

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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