- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Left. That one direction...

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

SC Johnson a Family Company

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Compton

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Don't think of granny porn

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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