What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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cory is gay

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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8=D

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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