Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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