what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Don't think of granny porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Where's my tractor?

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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1234 5

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Compton

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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