What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Steve Jobs.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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