Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What's up? The sky.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Frown is a four letter word.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

a man walked out of church and said F***!

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

A man farted. Another man walked away.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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