what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Anti Joke

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