Why did the bunny eat his food

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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