Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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