What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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womens rights

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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