Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Steve Jobs.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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