What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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