- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

a show horse jumps over a bar

Steve Jobs.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

That's Racist

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Q: What's the point? A: .

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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