Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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That's Racist

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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guess what chicken butt

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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