Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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