- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Knock knock No one was home

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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