Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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maddie latino

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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