Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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whos gay? you are

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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penis

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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