How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

a man walked out of church and said F***!

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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