What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

A baby seal walks into a club...

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

dog

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

stuff and dogs {()}

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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