- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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