what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Once upon a time.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

OBAMA

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

c+t+c?

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Will you marry me?

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