- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What is brown and sticky?

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