if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Kah-________-

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Did you know?

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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