Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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I'm taken

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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