Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What's up? The sky.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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maddie latino

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21

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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