There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Kah-________-

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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