Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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