if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Potato salad

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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