whos gay? you are

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Roses are red Violets are penis

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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