- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

The horse said "nay."

Lebron Traveled

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

OGC - tilt your head

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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