Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Once upon a time.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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