Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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S.O.P.A

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Turn around.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Hello

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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