Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

SC Johnson a Family Company

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Tennesse

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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