Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

OGC - tilt your head

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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