- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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