Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Asians

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

OGC - tilt your head

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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