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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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womens rights

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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