What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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How do magnets work?

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What is worse

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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