a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What is brown and sticky?

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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cms.......?????

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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