How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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ballsack

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Asians

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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9/11/2001

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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