- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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