Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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666

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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i love antijokes

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Your Mom

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Hummer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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