why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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YOU IS DUM

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Anti Joke

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