Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Star Wars

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Enchilada

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Anti Joke

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