a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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the guy below me is gay

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It says so on your cap.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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