Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Asians

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Sex. That is all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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