One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What's up? The sky.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

whos gay? you are

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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