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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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