A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Paul Dylan King!

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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