Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Looks through the peephole.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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