- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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