Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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obama is a good president

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The 19th Amendment

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What is worse than hell?

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Woman's Rights.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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