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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Frown is a four letter word.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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