Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Looks through the peephole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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