- Anti Joke

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo