Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Steve Jobs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Where's my tractor?

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Tennesse

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Your mom

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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