A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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BWAT

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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