- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

OGC - tilt your head

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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