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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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