- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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