- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Knock knock No one was home

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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