What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Hello

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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whos gay? you are

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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