Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock Knock No one answers....

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

whats pale and white your ass.

Rebecca Black

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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