How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Star Wars

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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