- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Is this a chair?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Yeah, totally.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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