Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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S.O.P.A

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Women's Rights

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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