- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Knock knock (No one is home)

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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