How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Left. That one direction...

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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