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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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