If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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