How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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