Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Once upon a time.

OBAMA

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Will you marry me?

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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