What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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