Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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