The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Your mother

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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