- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Knock Knock No one answers....

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

whats pale and white your ass.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

My mom.

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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