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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Women's rights.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Rebecca Black

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Anti Joke

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