Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Women's rights.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

My mom.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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