A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Will gropes Ebola victims

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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