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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

planking.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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