a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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