- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Kah-________-

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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