What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Star Wars

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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