Star Wars

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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