- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Once upon a time.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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