- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

What is worse

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Lebron Traveled

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Asians

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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