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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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