What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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