- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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