Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Womens rights

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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