What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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