What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Obama-Care

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

666

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Poop

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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