Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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