why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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BWAT

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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women's lacrosse.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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