Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

It says so on your cap.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

How much is an abortion? A life

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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