Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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