- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Women's Rights

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Sex. That is all.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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