- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

stuff and dogs {()}

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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