sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Womens' rights.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Paul Dylan King!

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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