Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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your life

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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