How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Your mom goes to college

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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