Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

My friends are like trampolines I have none

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

whats pale and white your ass.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

My mom.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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