a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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