a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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dog

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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S.O.P.A

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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