4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What's up? The sky.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

whos gay? you are

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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