What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Turn around.

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S.O.P.A

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Hello

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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