What is worse

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Sex. That is all.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Asians

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

It says so on your cap.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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