- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What is worse than hell?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

OBAMA

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

OGC - tilt your head

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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