What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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