- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

The Charlotte bobcats.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Amputations.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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