What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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