Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Knock Knock No one answers....

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

whats pale and white your ass.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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