- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Steve Jobs.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Don't think of granny porn

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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