- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Turn around.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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