Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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My mom.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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S.O.P.A

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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