- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

OGC - tilt your head

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Once upon a time.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

It says so on your cap.

like facebook.com/john maon

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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