A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Susie has Autism

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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