Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

World Peace

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Penis!

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

How do u shit With ur ass

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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