- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

whats pale and white your ass.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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