- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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