What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Left. That one direction...

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Anne Frank.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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