A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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the guy below me is gay

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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It says so on your cap.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Your mom goes to college

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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