what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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whos gay? you are

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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It says so on your cap.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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