Looks through the peephole.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Penis!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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