- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

suck my dick.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Hellen Keller

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Looks through the peephole.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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