- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Homework.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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