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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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dog

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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666

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weiner? balls

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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