What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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