Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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This is my joke. funny

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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imadewords

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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