whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

you will die someday

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Sex. That is all.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

OGC - tilt your head

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

the guy below me is gay

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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