How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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