Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

a show horse jumps over a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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