- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Knock, knock. Come in!

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Turn around.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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