- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Don't think of granny porn

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Steve Jobs.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

women leaving the kitchen

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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