- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Knock, knock. Come in!

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

A man farted. Another man walked away.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Knock knock No one was home

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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