Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Lil' Wayne

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

What's white and very boney? A bone

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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