Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Your Mom

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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OGC - tilt your head

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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