What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Will gropes Ebola victims

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

you will die someday

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Asians

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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