- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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