A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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BWAT

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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