What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Homework.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Hello

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What's up? The sky.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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