How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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