My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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