An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Wolf Pussy

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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