How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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roses are red, violets are violet

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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