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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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