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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do u shit With ur ass

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

My mom just died....

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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