What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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