- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Knock Knock No one answers....

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

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