your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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