What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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