What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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