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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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World Peace

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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