How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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