- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

the your face joke

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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