- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

women's lacrosse.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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