What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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