Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Homework.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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