What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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i love antijokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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