Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Your Mom

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Lebron Traveled

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Lil' Wayne

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Anti Joke

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