Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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suck my dick.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Amputations.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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