Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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roses are red, violets are violet

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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