Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Paul Dylan King!

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BWAT

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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women's lacrosse.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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