Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Knock knock *No one was home*

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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