Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Left. That one direction...

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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