- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Obama-Care

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is worse than hell?

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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