- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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