1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Obama-Care

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Women's Rights

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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whos gay? you are

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What is worse

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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