It says so on your cap.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Lil' Wayne

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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