What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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minced oaths

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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