How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

whats pale and white your ass.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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