- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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