- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Once upon a time.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Roses are red Violets are penis

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

yo momma is so tall shes tall

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Your mom goes to college

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