who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Lil' Wayne

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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