- Anti Joke

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What do you call a black man? Jamal

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

I won the game.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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