Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I avhe dyiaexls.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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