Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

whats really hot the sun

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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