Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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you will die someday

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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666

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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