What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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The WNBA

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