why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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wow garlic, yum

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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dj miky

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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