- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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