What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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Obama is a good president.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Womens rights.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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