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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

Guess what? What? Nothing.

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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