Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

Guess what? What? Nothing.

Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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