How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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1unno;njfjk

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Womens rights.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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