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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Society.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Anti Joke

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