how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Obama.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Star Wars

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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