what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Haha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Hitler is my role model

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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