- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

hi to the world fromthe world

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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