What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Women's Rights.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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