A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Asians...

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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