Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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