Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Six million.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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