Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Yeah, totally.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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I am really good at math debating

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Anti jokes.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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poop

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Women's Rights.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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