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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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