omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

brett is a dick

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

What is an anti-joke? This is.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

I'm gay.

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