Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Go away.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Penis jokes.

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That's Racist

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Can I touch it?

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Brittney Spears

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