Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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