What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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The WNBA.

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obama is a good president

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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William Raines.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

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