Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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