Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Black people

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Hello Braydon

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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