a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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brett is a dick

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Akshaytiger World

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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