What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Chuck Norris died.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

How do u shit With ur ass

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Chaney is a dumb b****

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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