I'm gay.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Will you marry me?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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