- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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