- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Susie has Autism

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

I have read the Terms of Service.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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