- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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