- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What is an anti-joke? This is.

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