What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Baseball

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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