A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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