Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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weiner? balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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