Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Poop

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Knock knock *No one was home*

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Sex. That is all.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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