a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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