A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Sarah Palin is President

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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potatoes

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like my drawing of a white person?

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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