Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Will you marry me?

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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