Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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