What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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My Girlfriend

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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women's rights

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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