- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Pavel Novak

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Flab

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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