- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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