What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

This is not a good joke.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Lebron Traveled

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Will you marry me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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