- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

planking.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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