- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

the guy below me is gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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