What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Your mother

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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