What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Knock, knock. Come in!

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Asians

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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