- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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