Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Sarah Palin is President

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The WNBA.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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suck my dick.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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