What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Paul Dylan King!

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

What is a question?

Anti Joke

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