what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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YOU IS DUM

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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GAY PEOPLE

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