How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Chuck Norris died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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