Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Poop

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Hello

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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NEVER

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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