Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Sarah Palin is President

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Wolf Pussy

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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The WNBA.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Paul Dylan King!

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Anti Joke

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