What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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potato farming

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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women's rights

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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