- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Your mother

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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