What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Baseball

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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