How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Penis.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Justin Bieber

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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