What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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roses are red, violets are violet

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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