Your mother

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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