- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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