why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Your mother

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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