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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

To mamas so fat shes fat

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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