Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

"Hello." "Hi."

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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