- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

i hate you.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

The Charlotte bobcats.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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