A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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robin, get in the car.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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