- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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