A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Women's Rights

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Poop

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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I'm gay.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Once upon a time.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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