Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Penis.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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