- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Will gropes Ebola victims

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

So dont touch it

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Your Mom

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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