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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

roses are red, violets are violet

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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