What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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