- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Hitler was Jewish.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

planking.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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