A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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suck my dick.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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