What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

I have read the Terms of Service.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Poop

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Anti Joke

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