So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Looks through the peephole.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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