How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

roses are red, violets are violet

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Baseball

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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