- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I only like NY as a friend.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

the guy below me is gay

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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