Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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