- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

What's white and very boney? A bone

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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