What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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potato farming

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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