Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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My mom.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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