Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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women's rights

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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