What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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This is not a good joke.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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I'm gay.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Once upon a time.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Wolf Pussy

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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