How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Pavel Novak

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Flab

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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