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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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