- Anti Joke

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

-5

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

The Economy

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Knock, knock. Come in!

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

weiner? balls

Your Mom

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

you will die someday

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!