- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Knock, knock. Come in!

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Asians

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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