What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Will you marry me?

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Whats 0+0 0

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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