Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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The Economy

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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you will die someday

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weiner? balls

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Your Mom

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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