To mamas so fat shes fat

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Flab

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Anti Joke

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