Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

A woman gets in her car to drive.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Whats9+10 19

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Looks through the peephole.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Chuck Norris died.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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