What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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