- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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