- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

robin, get in the car.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's up? The sky.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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