How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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