What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What sucks?

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

what time is it rape time

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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