What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Womens rights

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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