- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

The WNBA.

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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