Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Womens' rights.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Paul Dylan King!

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potatoes

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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