- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Flab

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

you will die someday

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

What is an anti-joke? This is.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Sex. That is all.

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