What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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