A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Women's sports.

potatoes

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What is brown and sticky?

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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