A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Sarah Palin is President

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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