Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Wolf Pussy

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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