Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

like facebook.com/john maon

I'm gay.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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