What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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