A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Wolf Pussy

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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