What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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