- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I only like NY as a friend.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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