What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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