Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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