- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

S.O.P.A

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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