Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

My Girlfriend

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

I have read the Terms of Service.

So dont touch it

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