How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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potatoes

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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cms.......?????

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Chuck Norris died.

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