a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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