Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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