How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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The WNBA.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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