A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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It says so on your cap.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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