What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Justin Bieber

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Yeah, totally.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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