What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Looks through the peephole.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Chuck Norris died.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

whats pale and white your ass.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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