ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

you will die someday

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Women's Rights

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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