Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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