Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Kittens.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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