- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Hummer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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