Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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