If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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