What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Patrick is gay

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

memes

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

*you're

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What's 9+10=? 19

balls in ya mouf

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

World peace

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

cot!

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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