666 im christian

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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