what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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YOU IS DUM

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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