a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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whats pale and white your ass.

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what?

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Hello Braydon

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Anti Joke

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