Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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