Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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dog

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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