What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Jake Bowar

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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