What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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