What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Once upon a time.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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the guy below me is gay

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Small titties.

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Your mom goes to college

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Hummer.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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