- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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