Osama Bin Laden dies.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

potato farming

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

brett is a dick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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