Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Pavel Novak

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Women's Rights

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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