What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Womens rights

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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potatoes

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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suck my dick.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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