What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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I'm gay.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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