how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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My Girlfriend

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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planking.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Susie has Autism

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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