- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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penis that is all

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Yeah, totally.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Hitler was Jewish.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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