- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

a show horse jumps over a bar

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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