Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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