Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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baby seal walks into a bar

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Asians

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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