- Anti Joke

Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

What is an anti-joke? This is.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

Hummer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

the real mccoy

like facebook.com/john maon

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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