what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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