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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

An asian walks out of math class

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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