Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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The Economy

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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baby seal walks into a bar

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Poop

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Anti Joke

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