- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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