what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Will you marry me?

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

Hitler is my role model

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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