What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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