What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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