Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Yeah, totally.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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cot!

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:-)book

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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I am really good at math debating

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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The 19th Amendment

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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