What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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