Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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8============D PEN1S

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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