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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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The horse's name was Friday

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Junior's love life.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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