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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

do you know what's so funny? yup

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

My mom caught me masturbating.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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