- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Oliver's friends

Strawberries!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

do you know what's so funny? yup

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