who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Patrick is gay

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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