Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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