What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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