- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Women's rights

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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