A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Worst joke ever

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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