Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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womens rights!

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How do magnets work?

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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