knock knock Come in.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Boobs are nasty!

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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GAY PEOPLE

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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