- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Women rights.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Penis.

Women's sports.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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