Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Hummer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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