A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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