- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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