- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Whats9+10 19

What's 9+10=? 19

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Gestapo.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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