this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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I can't think of a joke!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Justin Bieber

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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