Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

666 im christian

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

the joke below me is not an anti joke

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

newt gingrich

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

NEVER

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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