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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Gestapo.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Obamacare!

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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