Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Womens' rights.

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Women's sports.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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i hate you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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