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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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