A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Microsoft Windows

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Penis.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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