Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

your life

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What sucks?

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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