What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

suck my dick.

Womens' rights.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

A horse walks into a bar...n

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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