How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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My mom just died....

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Tim's gay.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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