A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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My mom.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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My Girlfriend

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What's up? The sky.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Poop

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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