- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Yeah, totally.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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