Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Chuck Norris

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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you will die someday

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Poop

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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