- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Hummer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Your mom goes to college

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Womens' rights.

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