- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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