Knock knock *No one was home*

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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This is not a good joke.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Hello

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Hummer.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Small titties.

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NEVER

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Whats 0+0 0

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Wolf Pussy

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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