What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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i hate you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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