Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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cory is gay

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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who smells? •Liam

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Anti Joke

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