Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

i hate you.

Women's sports.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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