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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Knock knock No one was home

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

A jew went to Germany.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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