- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

knock knock your gay

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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