- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

The Economy

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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