Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Tim's gay.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

penis that is all

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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