- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

This is not a good joke.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Hitler is my role model

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

You want to hear a joke? Democract

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