How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Penis jokes.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Communism

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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AVI IS A FAG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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