- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

Womens' rights.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

A horse walks into a bar...n

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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