- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Grapefruit.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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