- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

A jew went to Germany.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Sarah Palin is President

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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