Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Icecream

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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