Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Poop

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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