What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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