What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Hey Caleb.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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