Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Star Wars

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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So dont touch it

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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