- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

My Girlfriend

NEVER

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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