What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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My Girlfriend

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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women's rights

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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