Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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