- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

you just lost the game!

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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