Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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oh hiya come in

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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