- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Justin Bieber

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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