How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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A man. That is all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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