- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

a show horse jumps over a bar

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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