I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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