- Anti Joke

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Grapefruit.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

obama is a good president

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.