- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

Knock knock No one was home

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Hummer.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Your mom goes to college

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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