What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Kittens.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Womens' rights.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Nah

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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