- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

This is not a good joke.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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