What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Women's sports.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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