Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hummer.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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