Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Grapefruit.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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brett is a dick

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Poop

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Penis

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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I only like NY as a friend.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

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