i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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