- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

in the begining... god made some stuff

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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