- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

You know George Washington? He died.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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