- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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