What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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