what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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