- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Knock knock No one was home

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

A jew went to Germany.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

NEVER

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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