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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Yeah, totally.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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