Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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A guy is playing cod

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Dozer has a soul

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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