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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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