- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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