Asians

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anal cheese curds.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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the guy below me is gay

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Small titties.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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The WNBA

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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