- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Hitler is my role model

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

"Hello." "Hi."

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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