Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Women's Rights

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Grapefruit.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Anti Joke

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