- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

penis that is all

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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