- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Grapefruit.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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