- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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