what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Bin Laden is dead.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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women's lacrosse.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What sucks?

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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666 im christian

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What is a question?

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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