- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Susie has Autism

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

potato farming

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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