What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Justin Bieber

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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