What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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666 im christian

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Banana(s)

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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what time is it rape time

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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