- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Penis.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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