Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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AVI IS A FAG

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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