- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Once upon a time.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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