- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

My mom just died....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

cory is gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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