Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Chuck Norris

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Poop

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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